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The Taco Tantrum and the Tattoo Hottie
The humidity in Cancun was thick enough to chew, a wet wool blanket of air that smelled of overpriced coconut oil and impending social collapse. I sat perched on a bar stool, my nerve endings firing like a short-circuited pinball machine. Across from the bar, at the pool sat Brenda—a woman who wore her political convictions like a suit of armor and treated a beef taco like a religious sacrament.
By Meko James 4 days ago in Humor
The Sex Safe!
Yes, we all know how important it is to practice safe sex...or at least, safer sex (I seriously doubt that any sex can truly be safe; cameras and eyewitnesses have a funny habit of sneaking up on you), but we are human, and often, like a woman caught in a rainstorm, we suddenly feel odd sensations we cannot control, and end up getting very wet...on a good day.
By Kendall Defoe 4 days ago in Humor
Podcasting In A Sea of Podcasting
When you're clacking away at a keyboard at 2:32 am on a Thursday trying to figure out how to connect a writing account to Stripe, instead of working on the podcast you're banking your future happiness on, it's safe to say that your priorities are stupidly out of whack.
By Elton Reads A Book A Week (Elton Edgar)5 days ago in Humor
Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Post7 days ago in Humor
The Irony of Flying While We Bomb the "World's Greatest Terror Regime". Top Story - March 2026.
Ah, the irony of flying at this moment in time as the United States is simultaneously bombing Iran - the nation officials have insisted for decades is "The World's Greatest Terror Regime" - while the TSA is on a go-slow, courtesy of a funding squeeze that's left its officers unpaid, quitting in droves, and turning checkpoints into something like slow-moving bread lines.
By Scott Christenson🌴7 days ago in Humor
You Will Go Up!
I love decorating sometimes. I hate it when things go wrong, and I hate getting on ladders. My husband has disabilities that can cause some distressing symptoms, which can cause him to unknowingly hurt me at night. Due to this, I needed a safe space to sleep and somewhere to focus on myself during the day.
By Carol Ann Townend8 days ago in Humor
The Legend of Don Conrado Pt. 6
He stepped back from this curb — our don (or perhaps we could now refer to him as our newfound philosopher?*) — just in the nick of time; for a paceline of cyclists — in some blazing hurry down the narrow bridge adjacent to his person — cursed indignantly in his direction. With one enthusiastic chap (from yonder down the end of the line) hurling the following salutation: “Out of the way, you muppet!” It was as if — in some bizarre foreshadowing from another famous tale** — this one particular high-ranking two-wheeler would’ve run him clean over, and without so much as a second thought; perhaps even (and in good measure) tossing a single circulated one-pound coin at his person and thus fulfilling an ancient prophesy — and, indirectly igniting an uprising in all the cyclists who ruled these here parts in this rendition.
By Delusions of Grandeur 8 days ago in Humor
