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My Family Thinks I Have My Life Together… Here’s the Truth
Day one began with ambition. Dangerous, dangerous ambition. At exactly 4:59 AM, my alarm went off with the soft, angelic chime I had carefully selected the night before—because apparently “That Girl” does not wake up to blaring chaos. She wakes up peacefully. Gracefully. Like a Disney princess with perfect hydration levels.
By Mariana Fariasabout 9 hours ago in Humor
Sorry About The Goldfish
I’d like to begin with a simple apology... I’m sorry about the goldfish. I know it was your daughter’s favorite. And I understand that, from your perspective, there was no reason for it to be anywhere near the office microwave. In my defense, I didn’t think it would fit, which is why I only tried it for a second!
By Kaliyah Myersa day ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour: Is Taylor Swift Really Her Guest This Week?
“Trixie! What’s going on? Why are you calling me at three in the morning? I’ve gotta be up early. We have a big day.” “I am so sorry, Jason. I just received a phone call from Debbie. She's at Cedar Sinai. She tried calling you twice but you didn’t answer. She left you a few voicemails. Gloria is in the hospital.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 days ago in Humor
The Grumpy Old Men are back: Easter Bah!
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty was very religious, which may have contributed to his never marrying. Steve had no time for religion. Steve loved to take “the mickey out” of Marty at every opportunity. Easter was no exception.
By Calvin London3 days ago in Humor
Duct Tape, Bubble Gum, and Baling Wire: The Poor Man’s Welding Torch
They say necessity is the mother of invention. But out here in the real world, it’s more like duct tape, bubble gum, and baling wire are the unholy trinity of emergency repair… and she is one tough mama.
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
