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Keychained Felony

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By Rowan Finley Published about 15 hours ago 1 min read

I went for a walk and happened to see a keychain dangling from a tree.

It’s random, wouldn’t you agree?

Why would a three legged pig love Florida and appear so happy about being stuck there?

Especially, on a day that seems so calm and fair.

Do you feel stuck in life or have you acknowledged the opportunity in your still state?

Does it feel like forever and a day that you must hangout and wait?

For Fun

About the Creator

Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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  • Colleen Waltersabout 5 hours ago

    Originally his trip to Florida was going to cost an early leg, but he was able to negotiate down to just a leg. He told the Uber driver he wanted to spend some time in a park.and the guy thought he said he wanted to spend time in a bark, and so there he is... a tripod in the tree 😆

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