”twerk faster”, he said.
Not a problem for me, but…
Then I queefed so loud
About the Creator
Diani Alvarenga
Writing will never be a waste of my time.
Note: feel free to leave tips if you liked my stories! Would be greatly appreciated!
Keep reading
More stories from Diani Alvarenga and writers in Poets and other communities.
Wrong Train!
Quick note: in Chicago we have trains and we also have different colors, hard to explain but it’s color coded and basically the blue line takes you to O’Hare and also to Downtown but they’re opposite directions! If someone wants to go to the airport then they wait for the train where the sign says O’Hare! And if someone wants to go to downtown they wait for the train with the sign that says Forest Park! We have the blue line, red line, brown line, green line, orange line, pink line, purple line, and yellow line. I remember when I had my first job and on the first day I took the brown line train but I took the wrong direction and it is not a great feeling!
By Diani Alvarenga2 years ago in Poets
March 15, 2026
Merriam Webster - Word of the day: Tranche refers to a division or portion of a whole. World Contact Day is commemorated every year on March 15. It is a unique observance held globally to focus on communicating with extraterrestrial life and exploring the possibility that intelligent beings may exist beyond Earth. World Contact Day inspires people to invoke their curiosity and spend time thinking about the universe and the mysteries surrounding it. What is the “Ides of March”? According to the Roman calendar, the Ides are a monthly occurrence. In March and other months with 31 days, the Ides always falls on the 15th; it falls on the 13th in months with 30 days. The Ides traditionally marked the arrival of the new Moon and was cause for celebration. The word “Ides” is derived from Latin, meaning “to divide.” Mothering Sunday in 2026 falls on Sunday, March 15. Mothering Sunday, celebrated in the United Kingdom and Ireland, occurs on the fourth Sunday of Lent, which is exactly three weeks before Easter. Unlike the fixed-date Mother's Day in countries like the United States, Canada, and Australia, Mothering Sunday’s date changes each year according to the Christian liturgical calendar. On March 15, 2026, several notable observances and events are celebrated: Dumbstruck Day: A day to express frustration. Everything You Think is Wrong Day: A day to challenge and celebrate wrong beliefs. International Day Against Police Brutality: A day to raise awareness and advocate against police violence. My look at today, March 15, 2026 below:
By Denise E Lindquist5 days ago in Writers
Comments (6)
Haha. Reallyyyy!!!
Oh lord lol. That's the worst haha
WHOA 🤣🤣🤣
Lol the queef! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OOh My God! 😆😅🙇♂️👆
Omg 🙊 🤣😂Lol❗❗❗❗ Good one💯📝😉❗❗